| Yuletide Canticle Banner Obfuscation | Christmas Song Title | |
| 1. | Colorless Yuletide | |
| 2. | Castanea Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration | |
| 3. | Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors | |
| 4. | Righteous Darkness | |
| 5. | Arrival Time: 24:00 Hours/Weather Conditions: Cloudless | |
| 6. | Loyal Followers Advance | |
| 7. | Far Off in a Feedbox | |
| 8. | Array the Corridors | |
| 9. | Lilliputian Male Percussionist | |
| 10. | Monarchial Triad | |
| 11. | Nocturnal Noiselessness | |
| 12. | Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers | |
| 13. | Red Man en Route to Borough | |
| 14. | Frozen Precipitation Commence | |
| 15. | Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle | |
| 16. | Antlered Quadruped Valentino Namesake with the Vermilion Proboscis | |
| 17. | Query, regarding the Identity of Juvenile | |
| 18. | Delight for this Planet | |
| 19. | Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings | |
| 20. | The Gross Square Root Festive Twenty-four Hour Intervals | |
| 21. | Jocund Elderly Martyr Lacking Five Cent Pieces | |
| 22. | Expect My Arrival at My Domicile for Yuletide | |
| 23. | Tintinabulate Hollow, Cup-shaped Metal Instruments | |
| 24. | Perambulating in a Terrain of Stupefaction from 12/21 to 3/19 | |
| 25. | Oh Diminutive Hamlet of Israel South of Jerusalem | |
| 26. | Hallucinating About an Ivory Yuletide in the First Person Narrative | |
| 27. | Metallic Element AG Cup-shaped musical Instruments | |
| 28. | Oh Yuletide Tall Woody plant | |
| 29. | I Witnessed Maternal Parent Osculating Bewhiskered Male in a Carmine Ensemble | |
| 30. | Female Ancestor Experienced Collision with Rangifer Tarandus | |
| 31. | Boreal Ice Crystal Homo Sapien | |
| 32. | To This Place Advances the Personification of the Spirit of Christmas |
Last Updated 12/01/09