On my hairdryer instructions: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap, it says, Directions: Use like regular soap.

I have a frozen dinner at home that says: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tirimisu desert - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding - Product will be hot after heating

On packaging for a rowenta iron - Do not Iron clothes on body

On boots childrens cough medicine - Do not drive car or operate machinery

On Nytol (a sleep aid) - Warning: may cause drowsiness

On a Korean kitchen knife - Warning keep out of children

On a string of Chinese made christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor - Not to be used for the other use

On Sainsbury's peanuts - Warning: contains nuts

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?